Nov
19th
more trumping
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Rowan and Ella were sat eating their tea at the weekend, Saturday I think.. and Rowan was jabbering away about some nonsense (no change there)..
She was concentrating so much on what she was saying, that a little trump snuck out and made a naughty little popping noise against her chair!
I gave her some fake shock and disgust..
ROWAN! Did you just TRUMP?! I smirked
DISGUSTING!
NO I DIDN’T!!!! she lied.
She lied well to give her all due credit and would have been utterly concinving were it not for two things..
One
I heard it.
Two
She did this to seconds after lying… before saying ‘Oh Mummy - I don’t like the smell!!!!’
*Artistic reconstruction of a true event…
Hehehe!! My lil man blames it on Daddy ……. even when Daddy isnt in the house ???????
Hahaha, excellent! There’s no hiding pumps (or bum noises as Callum calls them) in this house. He is like a bloodhound. He gets a whiff of something and it stops him in his tracks. It’s quite embarrassing in company when he asks me “What’s that I can smell mummy, did someone do stinkie poos?”
Ah yes the Rat Out. Mine are experts in this.
One was - Mummy look - she has really small boobs like you!